Barack Obama Quit Smoking?!?

Isn’t this a mark of a true liberal, left wing presidential candidate kowtowing to his party and PC America? Say so long to your calm cool and collected Barack. If there’s one thing this smoker knows anything about, it’s about the pain of trying to quit smoking. What a horrible time to try and do so with all the extra stress and sleepless nights. A good reflection of this is quite apparent in his recent reactions to John Howard and recent comments about our Military Men in Iraq.

This might just be the best thing to happen for Hillary or any of the other Democrat candidates as he just might pull a John Dean and lose it, as a matter of fact I would dare to say this is inevitable given the stress and lack of the appropriate amount of nicotine needed to deal with oh being called (rightfully so) a victory for terrorists if he wins. Oh how he must have yearned and been yelling for a smoke, for that nicotine when he heard about John Howard's comments. His craving must have been about a 3000 on a scale of 100. Come on Barack I’m calling you out. I want to see you step up to the candidate podium once with a lit cigarette and a glass of whiskey or cognac, hell if you did that I just might vote for you.

"I've never been a heavy smoker," Obama told the Tribune, "I've quit periodically over the last several years. I've got an ironclad demand from my wife that in the stresses of the campaign I don't succumb. I've been chewing Nicorette strenuously." -Barack Obama in an interview with the Chicago Tribune

What??? Chewing that nasty ass piece of gum is no replacement for a nice tobacco filled piece of paper between the fingers with smoke floating off of it. This guy must still be smoking! I’ll believe he quit when I see him straight yell at someone with profanities and the whole nine. All this noise about not being a heavy smoker doesn’t even play in this just 5 or 10 a day makes you a smoker buddy.

This is a call for all of you smokers out there, who have tried quitting! In your opinion has this man really quit? I don’t believe it but hey he says what he says, and I have to believe him, muuuuahahahahaha! Yeah right! Well that’s why he came out to a U2 song to announce (for the second time) his candidacy for President of the United States of America. U2 good lord man Bono has now become the lowest of lows in my IPOD play list! I lied I don’t have an IPOD and I don’t listen to U2. Yeah you are cool Obama too cool for school I think I’m going to go take a smoke break real quick in honor of you! How about this instead of quitting smoking, you QUIT running your mouth and your candidacy, now that would benefit your health and our country!